The Secret Identity of the Peep Show Tweeter

Captivating historical piece on how America caused the crippled history in Afghanistan

"Topspin has a case study of the band Fanfarlo and offers the band’s four-step process: don’t suck; get others to introduce you to their audiences; make those audiences an offer they can’t refuse; and repeat. Briefly, here’s what happened: 35 fan acquisitions per 1,000 impressions; 272,000 impressions on widgets posted at 240 different domains; and 22% of people who saw the offer (album for $1 for a period of one month) made a purchase. More stats are in the post."

100 Greatest Hits of YouTube (via Hadoukentheband)

100 GREATEST HITS OF YOUTUBE IN 4 MINUTES (via Hadoukentheband)

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Listen to this song by The Books: “Enjoy Your Worries, You May Never Have Them Again”

The sequencing is so smart, and has a really heavy vibe for music with such clean samples. When you hear it break in again half way you’ll know what I mean.

Their other album is probably my tip as an essential purchase, so listen to some samples. Most inspiring of all, is that their albums are entirely produced themselves, with free plug-ins. Good on ya!

How to make a microphone - the Neumann U87AI

bionic_eyeIt was only yesterday that we pined about the lack of augmented reality applications for the iPhone 3GS, a device that definitely has everything such an app would require (camera with…

New Aphex Twin: Download live set from Warp20

Aphex Twin’s new album has been hotly anticipated for years. On Twitter I just spotted the (equally legendary) @RichardDevine link to a bootleg of a live set from Aphex at Warp20. Please correct me if I am wrong, but I don’t recognise some of this set, and it’s awesome.

You can download this Aphex Twin set from here.

His new album was rumoured to be released this year, so here’s hoping it’s just around the corner.


Walkers French Fries: Serious health hazard

In 2008 after my cousin was blown up in Afghanistan (he broke his back and more, but somehow walks now) we visited him in Selly Oak, Birmingham.

I bought a pack of Walkers French Fries. Salt & Vinegar, since you ask. This was an unusually unique experience - after years of wishing I had bought a duff product to complain about, and get compensated for, I finally had something.

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Here is my letter of complaint to Walker. I took the opportunity to take the piss, of course:

24 July 2008
Consumer Services Department
Walkers Snack Food Ltd.


Dear Sir/Madam,

I purchased my favorite crisps, your salt and vinegar French Fries from the Queen Elizabeth hospital in Birmingham, at one of their canteens. Most of the French Fries were predictably delicious, but towards the end of the pack there was an incredibly hard one. It quite hurt my teeth, and were I to dare myself to endure it anyway I could have done myself damage. It turned out there were a selection of hard ones, at least a dozen. With restraint I left them, fending off my younger sister who equally wanted to try more due to the salty, acidic taste we both love, but nay. I had to prevent her from damaging her infantile milk teeth. They surely would not have coped.

I have included the packet and it’s contents for your testing. You will come to the conclusion that I have; they are very, very hard. Perhaps somewhat uncooked. Imagine if I had bought a whole chicken from you! Would that also be uncooked? I will stick with Farmer Jerry for my chicken needs. Please may we be generously compensated in crunchy crisp form. Assuming your customer service is excellent, we will continue to buy your crisps until our slender, healthy bodies are brazenly bloated and fat with Walkers delight.

Sincerely yours,
Tom Davenport

Eat that, Robin Cooper!**

I got sent a fiver in vouchers. They never got spent.

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*I had thought about and achieved other things in my life, but this was particularly awesome. I’m from a Wiltshire village, see.

**Robin Cooper is a character by Robert Popper, creator of the very funny Timewaster Letters books.

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